First song in forever! EXTREMELY DIRTY! About pussy farts.

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i get up inside, and then i sqeeze you in the belly
the sound is attractive, even though it's pretty smelly
I'm a changed man now, turned (triple)over a new leaf
and i wanna tell you baby I don't mind if you queef

Is that sand in my mouth? there's SOME kinda grit
well i just ate your ass out, maybe it's left- over shit
that don't phase me, girl, i'll brush my teeth when we're done
and if you wouldn't mind plug up my ass with your thumb

I've won... you over with my oversized penis
but you seem to have a misunderstanding of what clean is
-As long I can piss on you like R. Kelly
you can queef on me baby, cause i thrive on the smelly

CHORUS:
2 track vox sung:You got a phat ass girl, i wanna do you from behind
and just from lookin I can tell i'd have a hell of a time

because i

both:push it in slow... move it out fast
it's like a fart but it ain't comin up from outta yo ass

:you say

buffy:"hold your breath baby, i be queefin"
and when i
die my STP discograPHY i'll be bequeathin.

:cause i

both:push it in slow... move it out fast
it's like a fart but it ain't comin up from outta yo ass

beacuse... nothern VA is where i come from
And i consolidate my loans i pay a lump sum
when i'm feeling like asian food I like to order dimsum
mud mud going back it time is like dum dum

- - Please make a queefy on meh gurl
- - Squeeze out a clam smelling pearl
Now do not be afraid of (triple)havin ta mend those fences
I won't be upset so get (triple)rid of da pretenses

-I'll be your ass butler, I'll be yo latrine
You got an oily pussy... You been eatin Olean?
-I know your hot and i'm ready for the steam
I gotta go to the burn unit for a slice of this cream dream

CHORUS:
2 track vox sung:You got a phat ass girl, i wanna do you from behind
and just from lookin I can tell i'd have a hell of a time

because i

both:push it in slow... move it out fast
it's like a fart but it ain't comin up from outta yo ass

:you say

buffy:"hold your breath baby, i be queefin"
and when i
die my STP discograPHY i'll be bequeathin.

:cause i

both:push it in slow... move it out fast
it's like a fart but it ain't comin up from outta yo ass

- - I heard that you could suck the air in
that allows for ON DEMAND QUEEFIN
now i know you well, and you (triple)normally don't smoke
but if you do me this favor it would boil my yolk

your a gas giant... better than saturn
i got these smoke rings queefin in (doubleup)concentric patterns!

if liking queefs was illegal I'd be under arrest
I had to put it to the test to see your queefs were the best
I asked the magic eight ball, signs pointed to yes
in google stats queef porn was number 1 no less
-queef hole's the most important body part
I even asked jeeves and he was down with pussy farts

CHORUS:
2 track vox sung:You got a phat ass girl, i wanna do you from behind
and just from lookin I can tell i'd have a hell of a time

because i

both:push it in slow... move it out fast
it's like a fart but it ain't comin up from outta yo ass

:you say

buffy:"hold your breath baby, i be queefin"
and when i
die my STP discograPHY i'll be bequeathin.

:cause i

both:push it in slow... move it out fast
it's like a fart but it ain't comin up from outta yo ass