This jammy jam is about PHOOD! Really phat beat and quite a nice mix if i do say so myself.

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Phood

KB: i'm just a slag...lookin for a hat dag,
when I'm bertucci's i oder SPAG-etti!
some hot betties at this pizza joint
and you know that this calzone is on point.

DJ: Pop rocks making my coke fizz
I gotta get lunch...

KB: that's just the way it is

DJ: you be fred I'll be barney rubble
f*** the big red i gotta have the bubble
tums is what I take when I eat spaghetti,
I'll beat Barney's ass and then make out with betty

KB: I have a film a Wilma Flintstone eatin ice cream,
See her eatin that pizza.....I have a wet dream.

DJ: eat steak and cheese and tanya breaks them knees,
eat a burrito with the melted cheese
i need 2 forks to eat my tortalini,
i eat canoles with mussalini

KB: how bout a burger with them curly fries?
for a dollar at mcdonalds I get 2 pies.
i wanna dollop of whipped cream,
...i shoot it with a laser beam.

DJ: i wanna mc-e-boigee,
I wanna slice of tookeee (turkey)
i want a sub, i want a sandwich,
can't download lunch, i dont got the bandwidth

KB: that adobo is nice with some fried rice,
at the asian food cook-off i got third place.
take out some eggs then I boil it,
and then I blow up the toilet.

DJ: lego my ego, spaghetti with prego,
when i fart in a restaurant, the patron's..they go.

BOTH: fresh fruit, fresh fruit,
fresh fruit, fresh fruit, I'm allergic!

KB: i'm trying to eat... all that taco meat
it'd be sweet if i could beat my meat with my feet

DJ: I ate one ton of won ton soup
before i gotta poop i got a half ton left
i break into the chicken coup,
my chin got chicken sh*** on the cleft.

KB: -You know im tryin to eat a hen.
-You know I'm tryin to f*** a hen.

DJ: You can't beat pastromi on wheat,
eat beans and you'll always win the track meet.
eatin food from the south
(you know it)
and i burned my mutha f***in mouth
(potato)

KB: felt like my pants were filled with peanuts,
reached down then smelt my finger, i got taco butt.
when you goin to a BBQ you bring the beano
now she's eating my clams casino!

DJ: gotta get that chicken on my caesar salad,
cereal so good it got its own ballad!
i'm starving, im about to eat yo timbalands,
i'll eat an entire tuna, even the fins

KB: undercooked pork is unbearable,
is that haggus with lime sauce? SOUNDZ TERRIBLE!!!

DJ: pot roast cookin in my crock-pots,
trying to fill up your pussy with tater tots

KB: i want a quesedilla
I gotta go see ya bia

DJ: do you think they serve baked alaska?
oh there's the waitress... lets askher

KB: i make damn good burgers, i dont mean to gloat,
and i only eat cheese if it comes from a goat.
egg salad sandwich is my favorite choice,
usin all that paprica, baby BOYS! (enberry)


vocal SOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


KB: i only only eat cake if its marbleeeeee,
use a frozen lasagna as a barbelllllll,
smoke the ciggy if its marlborooooo,
that last line was horribleeeeee,

DJ: don't eat the food if its from thailand,
out of toilet paper I use MY hand!

KB: when you eat a peach you betta spit out da pits,
you eat some fruity pebbles you get green shits.

DJ: i drink those liqeuors, i eat those snickers,
order dominoes, and get the buffalo kickers

KB: My main homie is Jimmy Dean,
I shoot him with a laser beam.

DJ: holloween chocolate treats,

KB: we're some spam bi***es,

DJ: cook up my breakfast meats,

BOTH: eat THOSE sandwiches!