A day in the life of a bonehead like me.

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I wrote this song while at work, the lyrics are mostly meaningless, but it's a fun song to get up and get moving to.

I'm carrying Mrs. Butterworth by the head
That's what I said
By the head
I'm lifting myself up by putting you down
Don't mess around
I'll put you down

If you don't know what I'm talking about then I feel sorry for you
And if you do know what I'm saying, could you explain it to me too?

I'm urinating in your backyard pool
I know it's not cool
I'm such a tool
I farted on the elevator, then jumped out
Scream and shout
When they found out

If you don't know what I'm talking about then I feel sorry for you
And if you do know what I'm saying, could you explain it to me too?

{Guitar Break}

Fantasy makes sex better for me
But what about she?
Ask her, not me.
I'm playing ball but I don't move for the cars
They won't get far
From where they are

If you don't know what I'm talking about then I feel sorry for you
And if you do know what I'm saying, could you explain it to me too?

I'll stop singing this song as soon as it's done
But it's no fun
Coz now it's done