The first song on the first album, it's our ode to Bill Gates

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It's one of the first songs I wrote during 1995/96 when I wrote the bulk of the songs from the first two albums. I was going to computer school at the time and Windows 95 had just come out, and it was buggy as hell. So I wrote this song, which sort of became our theme song in a way, after we named the band in 1996.

I'm such a dork
A very special kind of creature
If you want me I'll be downtown
At the Star Trek double feature

I'm such a dweeb
I look good in a pocket protector
Coke-bottle glasses, button-down shirt
And my Algebraic calculator


Chorus
Show me a computer
I'll show you my friend
Show me your brawn I'll show you my brain
Coz I'm a dork


I'm such a nerd
You know it's all a state of mind
You could be just like me
The shaper of human kind

I got a babe
She thinks that I'm such a hunk
Well maybe it's my billion-dollar job
Or that I never buy her junk

Chorus

The world depends on me
They watch my every move
Release the broken one now
Coz I've got something to prove
The muddled masses wait for
Everything from me
I'll cut my own throat
Wait and see

Because I'm a dork
Yeah I'm such a dork
Just a punk-assed DORK