A dedication to Ed McMillen, owner/operator of This Is A Cry For Help. Also, the offical themesong.

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Ed wanted a theme song for his website. And here it is.

Also, the song is about Ed, not about me, so if you want to send hatEmail, well, send it to me anyway.

Dead Babies
Dead Babies
How I love the dead babies

I want to eat them
I want to smash them

I love dead babies with ham on rye
I love your baby, can I make him die?
I pull out their guts and squish them all around
Then I masturbate and I come on the ground

Dead babies!
Dead babies!

Old People
Old People
I love all the old people
Old people
Old crusty people
I love all the old people

I love to smash them
I love to rape them

Old people are so much fun
Probably coz they're slow and dumb
They can't fight back or cry for help
I beat them to a bloody pulp

Old people!
Old people!

This is a cry for help!
This is a cry for help!

Serial Killers
Serial Killers
I love all the serial killers
Serial killers
Rapists and killers
I love all the serial killers

Like Jeffrey Dahmer
And John Wayne Gacy

Serial killers make me laugh
I love the way they hack people in half
Ed Gein's dead mother gave him fits
Just like the dog of Davey Berkowitz

Those killers!
Serial Killers!

I love dead babies!