This song does not suck

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I saw George W. Bush giving a penguin a taxbreak, and it was just, like, too weird. Hey said "hey there little guy, do you like that big taxbreak?"

Intrro:
E, A, E, A, E, A, E F#m B

Chorus
E F#m A B
What you gonna find beneath the Christmas Bush
A B
Nothing but coal
A B
Black, black coal
E F#m A B
Cause Dubya caught Santa and gave him a push
A B
Into a hole
A B
A deep, dark hole

F#m G#m C#m A
He was crossing the border without a green card
F#m G#m C#m A
Homeland security came down hard
F#m G#m C#m A
Christmas cheer will have to come some other day
F#m G#m A B
While Santa cools his heels in Guantanamo Bay

Chorus

They tell me Santa�s bad giving presents out for free
They say it hurts the economy
Looking at Santa in this way is kinda new
But they tell me what to think so I know what to do

Chorus

There�s a new agency in the government
Department of Christmas it�s money well spent
They�ll give Kenneth Ley another chance
They�ll forgive anybody except for France

Chorus

They�ll give a big gift to Halliburton
But people like you gonna be hurtin�
I know how to heel, so they�ll toss me a bone
When I tell �em �bout you on the telephone

Chorus