Everyone’s having trouble at the airports these days. Even the jolly old elf’s passport has been questioned.

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I'm afraid we can't let you board that sleigh
You see, your name popped up on a list
Are you sure it's spelled S-A-N-T-A?
. . . It's not S-P-H-Y-N-X?


Well, anyway
Either way
I'm afraid you're
Inadmissible
Inadmissible
Inadmissible
Inadmissible


It says here your real name is Saint Nick
And you were born in Asia, I know
Now you're on your way in from the Arctic
So what's that white powder -- oh -- snow . . .


Well, anyway
Either way
I'm afraid you're
Inadmissible
Inadmissible
Inadmissible
Inadmissible


Santa's on the no-fly list
They've got him down as a terrorist
Yes, Virginia, he does exist
He's right here . . . on the no-fly list


Now you can go back to the North Pole
But we'll have to look over your sleigh
And every one of your "toys" and every speck of "coal"
If it takes us a year and a day


And anyway
We'll still say
I'm afraid you're
Inadmissible
Inadmissible
Inadmissible
Inadmissible


Inadmissible (Santa's on the no-fly list)
Inadmissible (They've got him down as a terrorist)
Inadmissible (Yes, Virginia, he does exist)
Inadmissible (He's right here . . . on the no-fly list)