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Santa Cruise
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The work is done, and it’s time for fun! If you’ve ever wondered what Santa and the elves do after December 25th, join us for this festive tropical cruise.
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Vance Lehmkuhl
Bah & the Humbugs
Fahrenheit 12/25
Sat Dec 11, 2004
Comedy : General Comedy
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Lyrics
Bright streamers red and green
Our cruising party scene
We're on a ship out here
That comes but once a year
Come join our carvevale
Saint Nick's gone tropicale
A trip you should not miss
That's why we called it this


Santa Cruise
(December 26th - Break out the swizzle sticks)
Santa Cruise
(Now that the gifts are done - Come on out and have some fun)


Frosty has proved the lord
Lord of the shuffleboard
Rudolf's a fighter jet
His nose its brightest yet
Now that our jobs are through
We're hanging out with you
Just off the starboard bow
That's where we're headed now


Santa Cruise...


A toast! To Rudolf!
A toast! To Dancer!
A toast! To Dasher!
A toast! To Prancer!


To Comet! And Cupid! And Vixen!
A toast! To Donder! And Blitzen!
And to Captain Santa and the sleigh that he sits in!


Feliz Post-Navidad!
Feliz Post-Navidad!
Feliz Post-Navidad!
Feliz Post-Navidad!


Another toast! To Rudolf!
Another toast! To Santa!
A toast! To cookies!
To Maalox! And Mylanta!


A toast! To seagulls!
A toast! To Frosty!
A toast! To Scuba!
A toast! To Nestle! And Droste!


To Jesus! To Joseph!
To tinsel! To tassels!
To surfing! To stockings!
To candles! To sand Castles!


To green trees! To sea shells!
To sea breeze! To sleigh bells!
To holly! To flowers!
To egg nog! To whiskey sours!


And let's not forget to raise our glasses to...


Santa Cruise
(December 26th - No cruise like old Saint Nick's)
Santa Cruise
(You can get some autographs - Share drinks and love and laughs)


Santa Cruise
(December 26th - We've got the party mix)
Santa Cruise
(All aboard the Christmas ship - For a big vacation trip)


Santa Cruise
(December 26th - Forget your politics)
Santa Cruise
(Put down that glass of wine - Here comes the conga line)


Santa Cruise
(December 26th - Great way to get your kicks)
Santa Cruise
(We've made it through this year - Let's raise a mighty cheer)


Santa Cruise
(December 26th - Break out the swizzle sticks)
Santa Cruise
(Now that the gifts are done - Come on out and have some fun)


Santa Cruise
(December 26th - No cruise like old Saint Nick's)
Santa Cruise
(You can get some autographs - Share drinks and love and laughs)