You mean you've never seen a polar bear decorating a Christmas tree? Well, I think it's time I took you on a trip to the Christmas Zoo. That's where all the animals celebrate Christmas every day!

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Have you ever seen a polar bear trim a tree?
Put tinsel and lights on a little pine tree?
If you've never seen a polar bear trim a tree
Let's go to the Christmas Zoo

I wanna go to the Christmas Zoo
Yeah, yeah, the Christmas Zoo
The creatures love Christmas
Just like me and you
Let's all go to the Christmas Zoo!

Have you ever seen an elephant deck the halls?
Hang ribbons and wreaths all over the halls?
If you've never seen an elephant deck the halls
Let's go to the Christmas Zoo

I wanna go to the Christmas Zoo
Yeah, yeah, the Christmas Zoo
They celebrate Christmas
The whole year through
Let's all go to the Christmas Zoo!

Did you ever get a present from a chimpanzee?
A box with a bow from a chimpanzee?
If you never got a present from a chimpanzee
Let's go to the Christmas Zoo

I wanna go to the Christmas Zoo
Yeah, yeah, the Christmas Zoo
Coyotes sing carols with the caribou
Let's all go to the Christmas Christmas

I wanna go to the Christmas Zoo
Yeah, yeah, the Christmas Zoo
The monkeys jump around going ooh, ooh, ooh...

Let's all go to the Christmas Zoo!