Our hero flees to Spain, where he falls for a Parisian culinary student. She plies him with French country cuisine before attempting to whisk him away to Paris -- and her other lover!

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Recorded by Ben Mumphrey, intrepid producer of Frank Black & The Catholics. More info. at www.PaulAvion.com

"Que du monde; what a world," she said
"Some coq-au-vin? Voulez-vous white or red?"

"A quel dommage
Sometimes I'm so sad
You were the best petit mouton
That I ever had"

We met in Spain, I wanted sweet romance
You fell for him, and took us back to France

You need love, "voulez-vous?" "ça va"
Always keep me holding on
to this ménage a-a trois

Well every dog needs a cat to wig
Like every dude needs a chick to dig
Every wolf needs a little pig
A Marlboro man, que fument, needs a little cig

Two squared is four, and two times five is ten
Eight minus five, brings us back again

Two's not one, and love's not made for three
And when I ask you to choose someone
Never "au-aujourd 'hui"

"Voulez-vous, avec mois ce soir?"
Always keep me holding on
to this ménage a-a trois