Nigel Bigglesworth had no idea what he was getting into when he clicked the 'play' button. His keyboard was the first casualty, a victim of spewn coffee and morning donut. As the musician choked, so did Bigglesworth.

Bigglesworth is one of eleventy visitors to the popular Internet songswapping site, SoundClick.com. SoundClick is not generally regarded as a killer of area men, but Bigglesworth made the mistake of clicking on a song by an artist named Paula Lynch. We are not disclosing the song title under advisement of a panel of lawyers. Suffice it to say that it was painful -- and lethal.

"I heard him say, 'This has got to be some sort of bloody f***ing joke!'" said Bigglesworth's wife, Nymphia. "He went on to say, 'HAHAHAHA!!! UNGH... GUURRG... DO... NUT... BLLRRRZZZP...'." As she stepped into the room to see what was so funny, he began foaming at the mouth and collapsed.

Medical intervention might have saved Bigglesworth's life had he not collapsed onto a kitchen knife 32 times. "Tchyuh! Weird, innit?" said Mrs Bigglesworth, who further cautioned: "Bewaaaare Paula Lynch!"

Mr Bigglesworth is survived by a dachsund named Colin and a rather substantial insurance policy.

SoundClick users are cautioned not to eat or drink while listening to Paula Lynch's music or to belly flop onto pointy things.