Alternative : Post Punk

satan writes asong for xmas and new year !!!!!!!!! a wild magic mushroom party !!!!! for dancing round fires or livening up those mind numbing xmas and new years parties !!!!!!!

Alternative : Goth

casio makes his way home at night after consuming booze and magic mushrooms, he stumbles into a posh garden and begins to hallucinate, the gnomes come to life and theres trouble !!! the residents are awoken and theres a fight which the ogre .........

Alternative : Post Punk

THE IRON CHANCELLOR RAISES TAX ON BEER, AND BEER INFLATION STALKS THE LAND!!!!!!! THE PEOPLE GET BEHIND THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN SORT OUT THE CHANCELLOR....... GREEN BOTTLE MAN!!!!

Alternative : Post Punk

casio suggests an alternative justice system for dealing with burglars......whips, guillotines, and the hangmans noose...............

Alternative : Post Punk

casio pays homeage to his two greatest heroes, chips and beer, and defends the english potato against the foreign invasion of curry and pasta !!!!!!!!!!

Alternative : Post Punk

cliff comes off worst in a clash with casio, who uses the nuclear option!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alternative : Post Punk

CASIO WAXES LYRICAL ABOUT HIS FAVOURITE TYPE OF CLOTHES..........UNDERPANTS

Alternative : Experimental

want revenge ? play this on your way to do the business !!!!!!!!!!!

Alternative : Post Punk

the young casio and the boys go on a night ride to calais, the local frenchies are not too pleased to see them..........................

Alternative : Post Punk

the ultimate anti rock concert song!!!!!!!!!!!

Alternative : Post Punk

at the seaside fairground the roundabout is full of whales!!!!!!!

Alternative : Alternative General

casio comes home pissed (as usual) and finds the ants having a party in his kitchen!!!!!!!!

Alternative : Alternative General

casio takes a holiday in islam, only to discover the terrible truth.... there are no pubs!!!!!!!

Alternative : Post Punk

casio comes home from work parched with thirst, the wife says 'close your eyes ive got a surprise, 'ive bought a new settee, only fifteen hundred quid'............... casio explodes!!!!!!!!!

Alternative : Post Punk

the price of white lightening cider goes up by twenty pence and causes a riot!!!!!!!!!! (this is a psychedelic remix of the original) the police arrive but cannot cope so the army are drafted in and a mass battle ensues, then the air force attack and

Alternative : Post Punk

casio wakes up in a pile of cans and sick, and skint, so he decides to phone up the alcholics anonymous, on arrival he is shocked to find there is no drink!!!!!!!!

Alternative : Post Punk

casio's kitchen and toilet are in dire need of cleaning and sanitation but casio cant be bothered, so he sends for his mam................

Alternative : Alternative General

after a heavy drinking session casio is semi concious lying in the middle of the road, desperately he tries to crawl to the kerb..................

Alternative : Alternative General

the young casio and his mates are bored one winter night, and discover a side door of swad town hall had been left open....

Alternative : Post Punk

casio discovers a conspiracy!!!! between the brewries and the government, you buy the booze, the government and the breweries reap the profits while yoou are in debt!!!!!!!

Alternative : Alternative General

casio goes to the pub, everyone is talking bollocks as usual

Alternative : Alternative General

casio goes for a cruise on a ship.....called the titanic, history is rewritten as casio takes charge of the wheel because the captain is pissed!!!!!!!!!

Alternative : Post Punk

casio casts doubt on the validity of astrology.......

Alternative : Alternative General

casio goes on holiday to dry his liver out..... he goes to the beach and starts to push around the weaklings...............

Alternative : Alternative General

casio enters the pub at 11am, stilled pissed from the night before, the dregs of humanity steadily fill up the pub, drinkers include the daleks, ian paisley, billy bullsh***, and sooty and sweep.....................