Music
Song title says it all. A simple Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra instrumental.
The EVIL RADIO bi***'s Top Agent, Minister De Soul, has the power to turn SANTA CLAUS Evil!!
The Intro-Chapter to '2087-UNITED PLANETARY FUNK', a long-range musical sci-fi story/project. Keep following each chapter.
Chapter Two in the ongoing SCI-FI Opus, '2087-UNITED PLANETARY FUNK'.
THIS is the track which made me FINALLY get the Story up-and-running (and officially introduced--indirectly--the character "Ambassador Stellaar").
The...'LYRICS'...in this track will be performed in (**ahem**!) 'various alien languages and dialects'. Thank you.
Chapter 5 in my musical sci-fi epic. Ambassador Stellaar meets up with a mysterious handsome suitor, while a terrifying beast patrols the skies of Planet Gaea. Coincidence, or Conspiracy? The Story Continues.....
Part of the Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra Sci-Fi concept album. There's a Superbeast flying the skies of Planet Gaea! Where did it come from, and WHY?!
BRAND NEW Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra instrumental. Will be part of 2087-UNTIED PLANETARY FUNK.
Another addition to the (still-being-made)new Cosmic Funk Orchestra 'concept album' for 2007.
This was supposed to be a 'Joke' (based on those 'cover-your-ass' disclaimers')--and, it's funny!!
This is the TRUE VERSION of the one on the New OSMOSIS album.
A song about a guy whose girlfriend (foolishly) sets him up with her mom---- her very HOT Mom! MILF is good 4U!!
It's the MEN'S NATIONAL ANTHEM!! I ain't talking about 'clothes hangers' in THIS SONG!! So, LADIES, if you are OFFENDED by this blatant, testosterone-fueled Declaration Of Masculinity....... then, GOOD!!!!
A brand new Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra instrumental. Some weird synthesizer bass work, and even weirder percussion.
ANOTHER New Track from OSMOSIS (via Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra).
OSMOSIS strikes with something for your head. May I funk with your brain? I Thank You Very Much!!!
Return to the CHURCH Of The BLOWN MIND & SHAKEN B-HIND with this new jam from OSMOSIS.
(and ya'll thought I was going 'all Cosmic Funk'!!)
A WESLEY WILLIS-inspired song, just in time for the BIG ELECTION, about the (possible) Vice-MILF, Sarah Palin (hey, sue me!!).
Make sure you have some alcohol at the ready, 'cause you're gonna need to drink after this!!
A werewolf is on the loose.
Took almost the whole year, so HERE. IT. IS. 2009 will be the Year Of The 'THUNDERELLA' Babes!!
A 'prelude speech' for the 'Industrial Strength' album, and the OPENING to 'Crystal (The Question)'.
The ass-kicking intro to the 'Industrial Strength' cassette-album.
Although the ALBUM VERSION is on a Cosmic Funk Orchestra album, as a 'Single' (Nov. '89/Feb. '90), it was the FIRST 'named' 'OSMOSIS' recording. It's OBVIOUS!!

