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Keane-esque style song about the many misadventures of a Hypochondriac .
A song about the first few months after a relationship ends.
A parody of Take That's 'Patience' about... well.. a sex change operation
A song about the feeling you get when you're just on autopilot.
A spoof of Rihanna's horrible Umbrella song, reworded to sing about something more appropriate.
I miss my childhood.
A cockney medley of My Chemical Romance, Coldplay, Pink, Akon, Avril Lavigne, Mika, Razorlight, Kate Nash and Beyonce
An ode to all vain Myspace Whores who take pictures of themselves in the mirror and just generally pose 24/7.
This song is about the strong love between two friends. I call this process 'falling in like'. Because I'm a soppy bastard.
You know.. I performed this song three years ago. James Blunt approached me, asking if he could have it. I said no. He then stole the music for the song. I caught up with him and kicked him in the nadgers. Now he's got a high voice and made millions
Song about a dark shadow that's stalked me and haunted me most of my life. Enjoy.
A Westlife-style Cheesy Ballad about a man's devotion to his girlfriend.
Full title: 'The Title of this Song Has Nothing To Do With the Song Itself'. It's about people who take drugs. Yay!
Apparently, Emo fashion was around in Wartime London. WHO KNEW?!
