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Swedish Swordfish (new)
Metal : Alternative Metal
a new recording of my ol' song swedish swordfish
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Lightspeed Cities
Metal : Alternative Metal
Space is said to have the shape of a doughnut. even though some experts in the matter say it has no chocolate chips. what kind of God creates the universe in the shape of a doughnut and puts no chocolate chips on it? Other experts say cats can't fly
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Blue Stars
Metal : Alternative Metal
Liquid residual from a extinct plant native of Mumbai is said to give a person the ability to transform into a super-saiyan. Some archeologists say this explains the existence of the Egyptian Pyramids, and Donald Duck.
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Granola
Metal : Alternative Metal
In the middle ages, it was common for old men to run around town wearing nothing but a war helmet yelling 'I'm a little bunny!!!'. Other people say that they yelled 'I can do a backflip!!' instead.
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I Banana
Metal : Alternative Metal
In early 1867, a doctor refused to perform surgery on a man, because he was 'too ugly to live'. according to local stories transmitted orally like some diseases, the doctor had five eyes and tentacles for arms and his name was Vorglox the Malignant.
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Damnation Station
Metal : Alternative Metal
There is a spot, where you can see africa in its entirety. this place is called 'the moon'
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Lizard Wizard
Metal : Alternative Metal
There is a place where you can have absolute peace. unfortunatley it is not even near the earth. Tibetan temples are close, if it weren't for the occasional Monk running around naked yelling 'I'm a pirate! yarrr'
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Insane
Metal : Alternative Metal
programmed stuff...all general soundblaster midi synth and random soundfonts
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Swedish Swordfish (old version)
Metal : Alternative Metal
The swedish swordfish is a large mutant Chondrichthian with colors reminiscent to the national flag of sweden, responsible for all the recent events regarding international security and robot uprisings. Some people say it can fly.
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she's ugly but she's looking at me
Metal : Alternative Metal
Back in the seventies, women were bodybuilders and wore bowties. The UN decided to destroy all graphic evidence of this because 'It's so horrible that we don't want the world to remember it'.
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Samboya
Metal : Alternative Metal
In early mesopotamia, "Nintendo" was the word for astral projection.
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High Self Esteem
Metal : Alternative Metal
People that have greater mass in their testicles than in their brains are said to often end up in the Circus or playing for some Hockey team.
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Triangles
Metal : Alternative Metal
A strange formation of rocks was found on mars. It was so strange and amorphous that some experts say it is was formed naturally and should not be taken anymore seriously than 'a bunch of random rocks'.
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The Diminished Blues
Metal : Alternative Metal
An object found somewhere in Valencia, Spain has startled thousands of archeologists around the world. A laser gun dating back to the stone age. Later on they found out it was a toy gun and that their methods to determine object's age, were poor.
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Dark Lake
Metal : Alternative Metal
Loch Ness Monster moved to Nicaragua Lake, because according to what he said in a press conference, he doesn't exist and wants to be left alone.
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Saturday Afternoon at the Jawas
Metal : Alternative Metal
Non-musical song yay!!! It's just a lot of funny guitar sounds.
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Alien Fanfare
Metal : Alternative Metal
20 second long programmed electronic-crap from the future.