Electronic : Industrial

"...The vultures came to visit with me; to check up on me. I wasn't doing so good, they said."

Electronic : Trip Hop

"...The swamp stranded us in self-doubt and depression. We sank to our lowest lows, and at the bottom found the plug..."

Alternative : Avant Rock

This song instills within the listener blazing unstoppable optimism, just like The Triumph of Me does, only this song has tape delay and fake guitar solos.

Electronic : Electronica

I wrote the beginning of this song and put it on a loop, and I immediately started doing exercise.

Alternative : Avant Rock

Deep in the oldest forgotten ruins, the sunrise became a spectacle for the ages, reaching back in time and pulling the structures back to life...

Alternative : Avant Rock

This song instills within the listener an urgent desire to club the President of the United States.

Electronic : Games Soundtrack

Pop goes EVERY WEASEL ON EARTH.

Electronic : Games Soundtrack

To grandmother's house we go...

Classical : Contemporary

Sounds very very similar to Clubbed to Death by Rob D. If this is a problem for you, kiss my ass.

Electronic : Games Soundtrack

It's John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt put through the "Cry" filter.

Alternative : Avant Rock

I said cry, damnit.

Alternative : Avant Rock

This song instills the listener with an intense desire to not piss me off.

Alternative : Avant Rock

This song instills within the listener insurmountable gusto. Imagine a solid gold freight train plowing through God.

Alternative : Avant Rock

This song instills the listener with clarity of mind. Imagine experiencing the power of the forest first hand.

Electronic : Industrial

This song instills within the listener unspeakable terror. Imagine me coming to your house in the middle of a storm night and trying to break the door down.

Alternative : Avant Rock

Instills within the listener steadfast courage. Imagine legions of men breaking camp and marching to war.

Electronic : Electronica

I don't know what to make of this. It came straight from a dream.

Electronic : Mellow

This song instills within the listener warmth and closeness. Imagine lying in your bed with a loved one.

Alternative : Avant Rock

Self explanatory.

Electronic : Mellow

This song instills within the listener with a cold melancholy. Imagine floating in and around the wreck of a ship at the bottom of the ocean.

Electronic : Trip Hop

This song instills within the listener lightning fast reflexes and a hair trigger. Imagine being chased through the sewer at night by Nazis.

Alternative : Avant Rock

This song tells the listener to give up; all is lost. And just when the listener says "I guess you're right," the song says "Don't you f***ing quit on me!"

Electronic : Industrial

"During the 20th pushup blood rushed into my head and transported me into an alternate dimension of extraordinary pain..."

Electronic : Electronica

Do not try to run from this song. It'll only find you faster.

Classical : Contemporary

You may admire the view, but don't be in such a hurry to meet it.