The World Spoke - And Rock On Songs(tm) Listened:

###### Announcing All New Prices - All Songs Free - All The Time######

Associated Press Release 5/17/13: In a stunning turn of events today, J.R. Worthington Farnswort III (Director of Communications for ROS(tm) Western Hemisphere's Administrative Corporate Headquarters) held a hurriedly assembled press conference to throngs of demanding journalists'.

During the session J.R. read aloud his (until then) guarded cable from "Bill(tm) & Dave(tm)." In a hushed room he read "The boys(tm) have directed me to inform the world(tm) that as of this moment and into perpetuity; all, I repeat all ROS(tm) songs will be available to all, I repeat all good people in the world for free - forever!" "Free Forever?" gasped the mass of investigative force - "what about profit?" "Profit?" responded J.R., "profit is for small, evil people; Dave(tm) & Bill are large and good." And with that, so changed a rock band a nation and a world.

As news quickly spread over the media and web about free music forever - hundreds of e-mails poured in: here's just a few:

Dear Bill & Dave & Bill (I like Bill the best): My sister and I have gone without some of our chemo-therapy to save enough for your best album 'Back On Top," but now we can enjoy your greatest hits for free forever while improving our chances of life - thanks for letting us live. icanlivenow@infusion.com

Dear Dave & Bill & Ben (I like it when Bill lets Dave call him Ben): When my wife's boyfriend told me about your new free music forever deal, I was busy beating him up; but now I've changed, all because of your calming tunes - now I'm just slapping him around. liketopunchhim@bruiser.net

Dear Bill & Sticks: I've been streaming your stuff, but now that it's free forever - I got to tell you Bill, it's time to dump Rich Butters & Dave - I think they're disabled or something. downwithdeformedpeople.bigotry.net

So, many, many excited people waiting for free music forever - and now it's your turn to have free music forever too: All you have to do is pick it, download it, play it and Rock On Songs!!!

What's next for the "Fab-Four Minus Two?" Well, it's back to the practice room at ROS central for a bunch of bigger. better and free-er forever songs (just like daddy use to make). We're working on three new free ones as you're reading this (for free) - "It's All Good," "The Best Night's Sleep" and a surprise mystery tune. So, stay tuned and stay frosty - don't blow out your trans-axle Ripply!
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Behind The Scenes Interview With The Boys: By Clutch Cargo(tm)

Sure we all remember where we were on 9/11*, the Moon Landing* and J.F.K.s' Assassination*; and just like then we're shocked by this stunning "free music forever" offer from the acclaimed ROS(rm). But I had to find out from the source, just how they reached this amazingly shocking conclusion. So, me and my sidekick Paddle-foot(tm) decided to head over to ROS Central(tm) to find out if this decision is for the common good or just the insane.

Clutch: "Dave, tell me why would a successful enterprise like yours (and Bill's(tm)) take such a radical deviation from the norm?

Dave: "Well Clutch, I never liked that guy Norm Smith(tm) in school, so I'm all to happy to deviate him - but seriously Clutch and Paddle-foot (if that's really your name) Bill and I were just making too much money, getting too many babes and spending way too much time in Vegas and not enough time making new songs. It's like a drug, yeah a drug, a sweet, sweet, sweet delectable drug (of course we would never use those things in church).

Clutch: "Bill, Dave appears a bit high, maybe you could finish his answer?

Bill: "What? Hey, Dave don't use it all............."

Clutch: "So, if you guys aren't charging for the songs, how do you expect to turn a profit?"

Bill & Dave: "Profit is for small evil people; we are large and good people."

Clutch: "Anything you would like to add for your public?"

Dave & Bill: "What?"

And there you have it from a couple of large and good guys!
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Professor Douglas J. Hillman Phd, MVP, DVD, BVD, Esquire III chimes in on the type of mental conditions that propagate such extremely poor decisions:

"It appears that the boys(tm) may be experiencing a phobic or manic reaction similar to workers exposed for long periods of time to gasses, fumes or noctious agents in massive sponge warehouses, photo finishing labs or beauty parlors. This condition(s) is known as Monitariphobia (fear of too much cash, female companionship or delectable (legal) pharmaceuticals."

"Although, often hard to diagnose - Dave's response in the interview (see above section) may be an indicator of this type of mania. But, hell, download it all before they notice.