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A lot of this song comes from experiences that I have gone through in the past. I have been clean and sober since 1/13/2008 but before then I have gone through 3 DWIs. So, from the bottom of my heart, please DON'T be the booze hound of the night!

The Booze Hound of The Night

Sung to the tune of The Music of The Night
From The Phantom of The Opera

Whiskey, Bourbon,
Sweet Intoxication
Room is spinning
Disorientation

Go on drink your fill
You're a human whiskey still

Mumbling, slurring,
No communication
Stumbling, Bumbling,
No coordination

The next shot that you swill
Will make you violently ill
And that, my friend, is really not too bright
Cause then you'll be the booze hound of the night

Drink your wine and then climb into your brand new car
Lose control and then slam into a tree
Then the cops will take you where you ought to BEEEEEEEE
In your pants, then you will start to pee

Slowly, surely,
They'll take you to the station
Rudely, Shrewdly,
Police interrogation

Blow into this tube you obnoxious drunken boob
Throw his ass in jail and lock him up real tight
Cause you've become The Booze Hound of The Night

Drink your wine and then climb into your brand new car
Lose control and then slam into a tree
Then the cops will take you where you ought to BEEEEEEEE
Only then can your brain start to see

Trembling, Shaking
The DT's will surround you
Hallucinating
Visions may abound you

The next shot that you swill
Well it might just get you killed
And driving home is really not too bright
So please don't be The Booze Hound of the NIGHT!!!!

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You alone must make the choice tonight
So please don't me The Booze Hound of the NIGHT!!!!