A parody of "It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year".

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I was asked to record this by Chris Wolvie, who posted the lyrics on www.amiright.com

It's the most commercial time of the year
When the stores are all teeming
Folks too busy screaming
To be of good cheer
It's the most commercial time of the year

It's the slap-happiest season of all
When there's pushing and shoving
And surely no loving
On line in the mall
It's the slap-happiest season of all

There'll be neighbors all boasting
"Big Sale" signs for posting
And falling down hard in the snow
There'll be stomachs a-churning
And lots of returning
Of Christmas gifts from long ago

It's the most commercial time of the year
There'll be stepping-on-toeing
And tempers a-growing
Right up till New Year
It's the most commercial time of the year

There'll be neighbors all boasting
"Big Sale" signs for posting
And falling down hard in the snow
There'll be stomachs a-churning
And lots of returning
Of Christmas gifts from long ago

It's the most commercial time of the year
And there is no denying
There'll be children crying
So plug up each ear!
It's the most commercial time
Yes, the most commercial time
Oh, the most commercial time...of the year!