Parody of The Beastie Boys, "Girls"

Tweets
All I really want are tweets
And in the morning its tweets
Cause in the evening its tweets

I like the way my friends talk
Easy way for me to stalk
And I find out when they leave
And rob their house cause theyre naive

Back in the day
Talking to Shaq there was no way
Following Ashton was foul play
Ill get some news from Lemon Jay
Ill send a tweet just saying Hey
And Get response without delay
I spend my days tweeting away
Addicted now, ego buffet

I hope onell say,
Reintroducing fish fillet
Or some news from Bombay
Maybe a Dell giveaway
Heres what my friend convey
They had a great cheese tray
One friend really likes crochet
Lets see whats up with Cold Play
Ill be Tweeting my tweets like Kid N Play

Tweets on my vacation
Tweets talk about breakfast
Tweets instead of cleaning
Tweets now on my cell phone
Tweets, thats all I really want is tweets
Two at a time I want tweets
In my email and RS tweets
Its time to whip out my tweets, tweets, tweets, tweets, tweets!