Gonorreo
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My unfathomable musical talent burst upon the landscape of planet earth when I was seven years old. I was hopping down the street and landed with both feet on some street musician's guitar. I was fascianted by that cool crackly string busting sound. The musician wasn't. He beat the sh*** out of me. From this profound musical experience I gleaned the principles of agressive cutting-edge synergy of harmony and melody in a seamless integration of pure nonsense. Oh, come on, it was just a joke, don't go away PLEASE!!!!
Why this name?
any crazy name
Do you play live?
No, like I play dead. It works: never got bitten by any bigger cats and the chicks still dig me.
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
it appends "mp3" to file names?
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
I have them begging on their knees and I just love that feeling, so no, I like it this way.
Band History:
1581 - King Paulinius of Notrecream knights the lead guitarrist.
1734 - The lead singer is burned at the Inquisition's Monthly Hocupocus Party.
1817 - The drummer is shot dead five times at some Napoleonic fistfight but continues drumming
1923 - The Nazis don't understand the band's music. The band doesn't understand the Nazis.
1954 - General Franco puts a ban on farting. This adversely affects the band's credibility.
1974 - The band disbands
1997 - The band realizes it's always been one guy, full of hallucinations, a real nut
2005 - The nut realizes he's called Gonorreo
2009 - Gonorreo realizes he's a nut
1734 - The lead singer is burned at the Inquisition's Monthly Hocupocus Party.
1817 - The drummer is shot dead five times at some Napoleonic fistfight but continues drumming
1923 - The Nazis don't understand the band's music. The band doesn't understand the Nazis.
1954 - General Franco puts a ban on farting. This adversely affects the band's credibility.
1974 - The band disbands
1997 - The band realizes it's always been one guy, full of hallucinations, a real nut
2005 - The nut realizes he's called Gonorreo
2009 - Gonorreo realizes he's a nut
Your influences?
whispers, rumours, the sound of waves over the treetops, the buzzing of bees under the bedsheets, the howlering cries arising from my own person after the bee exits the bedsheets and my watchamacallit is red and the size of a premium cucumber
Favorite spot?
the odd spot
Equipment used:
other people's
Anything else...?
no. I think that's perfectly enough
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