When I was a small lad I ran and ran and ran until I f***ed up and fell. I broke my face. Now I live in a huge box with flowers and shit. It all started when a monkey came home from Feddler and started nibbling on my left ear for some strange but serious reason. I could'nt really figure it out until I realised my uncle had an enormous boile on the back of his head that exploded all over my aunt's cooking set last year. It was all clear that now I was surely going to be a Captain. A Captain of Power. So I stood on the corner of my bed with a razor sharp kid's toy and shouted : "00100010100101001010100101011111001010101110001020010010101!!!!!!!" While suffocating on my own vomit. I was so excited. My name is Will, I'm sort of a cunt. So there you gogo.