Bukkake Jesus
NEWS   New drummer!! Pas St-André.. We going to recored and practice for this summer, album out ASAP..
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We're a grindcore/comedy band from Quebec who talk about stuff that no one really cares about. This band is not meant for liking, listening or fan base, we started this sh*** because we thought it was funny as f***, and the joke is just getting better and better. Sometimes, people say we're ''racist'' or ''homophobes'', but they're just n*** faggots looking for trouble, I hate people with a bad attitude (like all n*** faggots). And other times, people accuse us of being ''anti-Christian'' or ''anti-semitic'', look people, no one likes Jesus... that n*** f*** Christian Jew.
Why this name?
Because it was the BEST BAND NAME EVER EVER!!!!!! oh... and because we don't really like that Mr. Jesus guy
Do you play live?
Yes, everywhere, yes and yes, we've had some retarded moments
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
It makes new bands look gay, and old bands look too cool... But I'm not complaining, I download a sh*** load of free music everyday.
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
uuuuuhhh DUUUUHHHH YES!!! But it's more them signing to us, we're just that cool.
Band History:
Bukkake Jesus was founded in 2006 in New-Jersey by Remi and Seb. New-Jersey sucked so much, we decided to write a song about it. The more we were in the States, the more we thought it sucked : too many bible thumpers and fags. We dedicated this band for all the stupid people (you). When we got back from that horrible place, we got an other singer (Simon) and a drummer (Jérome), we did a couple gigs and I kicked out Mr Seb because of his ''groupie more then musicien'' status. Now that he's gone, we can make our first demo : Virgin.. It's a piece of shit.. and we kicked out Jérome because of his non-sportsmanship and ..... status. We finally found our savior, the messiah, the jesus of our time : Mr Pas as our new drummer. We are now working on our next album ''Bukkake Jesus - The Reerrection'' With all new, mega-turbo-anal-rapping-all-seasoned Songs. Be prepared for some sh*** yo pants right about now.
Your influences?
Frank Zappa, Daughters, Disgust, Cannibal Corpse, Nourriture, Visceral, Group X, Eminem, Necro, Goref***, F*** The Facts, Excrementory Grindf***ers, An Cafe, Anal Cunt, Anal Nosorog, Afroman, Waco Jesus, Vaginal Jesus, Rompeprop
Favorite spot?
Yamashish (I was going to write Sherbrooke, but we can't play there no more)
Equipment used:
Fender amp & guitar/Pearl Drum kit
Anything else...?
We are sponsored by the sexshop ''l'extase'' in Sherbrooke Quebec... So get some anal beads, strap-ons and accomodators for your loved ones this time of year, you know, nothing says I love you more then a rubber dong up the butt :D
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