I CHOSE NOTHING! MY OLD MAN GAVE ME THIS NICKNAME.
IT WAS ORIGINALLY BONEHEAD, BUT MY FRIENDS ARE SO FRIED, THEY COULD ONLY REMEMBER "BONE"
SOMEONE GOT PARTICULARLY CREATIVE AND ADDED "THE".

I DONT DO THE COMEDY LIVE. I DO HOWEVER TOUR WITH A COUPLE OF BANDS.
I REMEMBER ONE SPECIAL MOMENT WHEN I GOT PAID...

Well if dumbf*** sites like this continue to lose the artists content because they dunno how to operate a simple f***in website, then there wont be anything to hear, because these jack-asses lost it.

None of yer f***ing buisness, sh*** flapps.

SOMEONE PLAYED A TRACK OFF MY CD TO TOMMY CHONG.
APPARENTLY HE LAUGHED, BUT HE DIDN'T YOU KNOW, BUST A GUT OR NOTHING.

LETS JUST PUT IT THIS WAY:
I'M THIRTY YEARS OLD, AND I STILL THINK IT'S FUNNY WHEN SOMEONE RIPS WIND.

OTHER PEOPLE'S REFRIDGERATORS.

Same equipment you use, because the second you turn your back, BAM!, its gone and you suck.

LET ME DEFINE "TOILET HUMOR"
Any humourous content dealing with subjects which could be found, or should be placed,
in a toilet.