parody of "I Love College" by Asher Roth

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(Chorus) That lady last night went awfully crazy / She caught me staring / But can you blame me / You saw that low cut top she's wearing / Call me shallow, cuts me deep / Although I'm squeezing in my sleep / ABCD, love all of them / Been called a creep, it doesn't offend / I love cleavage / I've had issues with cleavage for all of my days / Stare for too long and get smacked in the face / Call me a pervert, it does not phase / And on occasion she'll whip out the mace / She fill up those cups, I can't look up / Eye contact is painful, like a cut / Some are silicone, Still I'm fond / Kim Kardashian, Pamela Anderson / And when they bounce, I sweat by the ounce / Don't care she's a talker, just that she's got knockers / Time is invested, in those who are chested / Saw some today, think I'm being tested / (Chorus) / I love looking / I love women / I love cleavage / A girl bends over to tie her shoe and / I can look now for a second or two / Yeah, of course I've learned some rules like / Don't go out till your shades on / And don't even glance till her date's gone / Could be as old as Sarah Palin / I've been into hooters since day one / And her shirt so tight, how's it stay on / Look while I'm driving, that is never good luck / Last time that I did I near rear-ended a truck / Time is invested in those who are chested / Woke up today, I had to address this / (Chorus) / Now if all the ladies would like / Would like to know what's on the mind of a man / On the mind of a man / Well just listen to me / Jugs / Melons / Boobs got me crazy / Breasts and / (Chorus) / Man, I love cleavage, I love it / Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit / But after that, you know what's going down / My place, Total Recall, one girl, three boobs / You're all invited, bring your friends, bring your dog / Do I really have to look away / Or can I just stare at these for the rest of my life?