parody of "Don't Matter" by Akon

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(Chorus) Nobody thinks that it’ll get better / Got a weak bladder, no / Then look down and my pants are much wetter / Got a weak bladder, no / ‘Cause man this bites / Oh this really bites / Believe me this bites / Feel down my leg it runs, yeah / Nobody thinks that it’ll get better / Got a weak bladder, no / Nobody wanna hear all this chatter / Nobody care about my bladder / Always run away while my girl’s talking / She thinks I’m mad at her / I’m nervous, don’t know what to do / Every time I’m out, I have to pee / Seem like every time I walk into Wal-Mart / The restrooms first thing I see / They can’t believe their eyes / Just been in there five time / But I must admit it’s near impossible to hold inside / But just know I near cry / When I get caught in my fly / But I’d do anything in my power / Just to keep me dry / (Chorus) / Up every night at around three / Up every night at around four / Up every night, ‘bout to explode / And only drank a cup or so / Gave my doctor a call / The worst case he’s ever saw / He said the way my prostate acts lately / Has been off the wall / Especially at two / When I wake up on cue / And I’m sure that everything I’ve been drinking / Just goes straight through / Most of its Mountain Dew / Maybe some Coke too / How much of a pain this is to me / Oh you have no clue, baby / (Chorus)