Seven years on, and the GOP still tries to wring political mileage and advantage out of the 'War on Terror'...one year later, 'Camp Jihada' still swings and rings true

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Just felt like writing a primer on the War on Tare-Err. And when it comes to parodies, I'm the Decider...I'm the Commander Guy.

CAMP JIHADA (from "Camp Grenada")

Hello Mullah, got your Fatwa
How are things in Camp Jihada?
You could use a new Mahatma
He could put an end to killing folks for Allah…

Those Shiite bombers in black turbans
They don't need no plastic surgeons
They could be Arabs, they might be Persian
Up in Paradise they'll claim six dozen virgins

Their Sunni brethren, those deadly snipers
I.E.D. men, Ba’athist gripers
They’re insurgents, and mosque igniters
Now you got Shiite Death Squads, whacking Sunni fighters
[spoken: “Man, a program would really help.”]

(U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A …)
We've got Christians, Jews, Arabs, Pagans
“Hooters” lovers, and hard-core Vegans
Most are chillin’, they’re not crusadin’
But the world sees all that bombin’ and invadin’

We’re the good guys, so we keeps saying (we’re the Good Guys)
But some countries keep disobeying (better fly right)
If we don't like the games they're playing (pre-emptive strike)
We’ll just liberate them and we don't mind staying

We don’t "torture", no, we just “render”
A change of scene for key offenders
And they come back so soft and tender
We discount reports of pliers, drills, and blenders
Well this whole mess could just last forever (until the Judgment Day)
‘Cause our leader’s not real clever (what can we say?)
He thinks God steers his sad endeavor (oy vey)
He can’t see that he's a big part of the Terror
And a mission from God wouldn't have so many errors