Written by Matthias, Recorded by Below Average Dave

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So why do my boxers hang off of that post?
I had a few drinks they were free but at cost
I'm running with nude guys "cross a stage
The cops bring my ass in for few days
But now I'm free to carry on

The Jell-O shot lines make your head start to glow
You're faking you're sober when police start to show
They ask me to please come walk this line
I make a few inches, and land on spine
I'm locked in chains and carried out

Cause its simple Frat Play
You slurp those drinks down
You light up a bong, just shut your lungs down
You put on a show
You drank too much wine
If drunk was a style you'd be looking fine
You love this Frat Play
The cameras don't lie
You want to buy film? Its 12 bucks online
Titled "Frat Play"
"Gone wild Frat Play"

Well, you are a boozed guy everyday
Just point and laugh: Uni-vers-a-tay
Cause you don't read or learn at all

You live off Frat Play
A wild ho-down
The one with the thong is going around
Adults waste their dough
To teach you? Yeah right!
The books in that pile are simply Playboy
You had to Frat Play
The Karma just bites
You're parents come down and their hair just went white
To see your Frat Play

(Screeeeeeeeewed Sorry Mate)

Sometimes this college just makes you think
You'll flip burgers all life long
You'll ask, "Want fries with that"
Life would blow
But you could be hell of a lot wrong
So light that booooong
(Yeah, yeah)

So now your main ration is Ramen and toast
Ooooh, and rye
Just have a few drinks till your cookies are tossed

Cause you have to Frat Play
They call you ass-clown
A whiz on their lawn will switch that around
You live like Bluto
That "Animal" guy
The geeks call you vile, but the chicks call you fine
They're into Frat Play
They've seen what they like
You're copin' a feel one more time
You love to Frat Play
You gotta Frat Play

Had to Frat Play
Ooooh...
Lads they Frat Play
Ooooh...
Grad? No Frat Play
Ooooh...
Glad to Frat Play