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NEWS   I just started this Soundlick account, this shall be my Hub for world domination. I have many more songs and will post the mp3s when I'm done encoding the subliminal overtones for them.
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play hi-fi  Where Do Missing Socks Go
play hi-fi  Drunk Clown in a Graveyard
play hi-fi  Butterfly in an Acid Rainstorm
'K, here's the thing. Adam Sandler, Tom Green, and Weird Al Yankovic are NOT THAT FUNNY. I am, however, and if these guys can get famous, then so can I. As a special promotion for my first 500 fans, I will designate very high positions for you in my new world dominion once it's established.

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Check out my revamped site: http://SQUISH7.COM
Why this name?
I was crushed and horribly mutilated by a Piano that fell on me when I was child, so everyone called me Squish after that.
Do you play live?
I occasionally perform on a secret space station orbiting the planet formerly known as Pluto, and a few other planes of consciousness. On Earth I sometimes play at Club Passim's open mic in Harvard Square Boston held on most Tuesday nights.
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
Mp3s are the penultimate step toward being able to download music directly into your brain. At that point (by which time I'll be pretty popular) I'll brain-email all my fans a special trigger that will activate the programming my songs have been subliminally encoding in people's brains: the overwhelming urge to mail me mass boxes of mushroom ramen noodles (just never mind the fact that the money I'm spending on this campaign significantly outweighs the cost of buying the noodles myself)
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
Yes, I'd do anything that would help me get bigger than those retards Adam Sandler, Tom Green, Weird Al Yankovic, and Dane Cook.
Band History:
I was born about five hundred years ago near Alpha Centauri, in year 8033 of the new galactic empire, about fifty years before the Earth Project was established. My job has been to assume various human identities over the years while observing Earthers and maintaining the secrecy of the project. Among other things I've been an eighteenth century piano mover, a lesbian broadway singer in the 1960's, and am currently faking the identity of a really funny (and cute) budding gay comedy musician.
Your influences?
Monty Python, Weird Al Yankovic, Adam Sandler, Tom Green, Demetri Martin, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Dane Cook, Dr. Demento, South Park, Adult Swim, Family Guy, Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie, Throwing Toasters, Dude Where's My Car, Saturday Night Live, Mad TV, Donnie Darko, Douglas Adams, Rent, Jay Leno, David Letterman, Chris Rock, Will and Grace, Barney the Dinosaur
Favorite spot?
Harvard Square, Boston, and the entire southern hemisphere.
Equipment used:
Acoustic guitar, M-Audio Omni PC four track recorder, Alesis QS8.1, peaches, plums, blue sharpies, ostrich intestines, diet snapple caps.
Anything else...?
Terms and Conditions:
Use my songs exactly as prescribed. Do not increase your song dosage without consulting a comedian, and do not listen to any song more than 50 times in a given day, as this may lead to dependence. Do not put gun to head and pull trigger while listening, as this may lead to injury. Store mp3s at room temperature away from sunlight and nuclear power source. Songs contain less than 2% of calcium, iron, sodium acid sulfate, and diet snapple, and are not a significant source of draino or crystal meth.
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