Whales Use Toilets
NEWS
We will never come to your town!
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Why this name?
Because they do, when no one is looking.
Do you play live?
No. Piss off ,we will never play live, no matter how many panties you throw at us.
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
What's an MP3?
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
Not even if the panties had been worn for days and all sweaty and moist.
Band History:
We are men. We fight for a cause that will never be appreciated. We want whales to roam our sewers killing off the alligators and the undiscovered dinosaur species which also live therein. Government funding denied our request...
Your influences?
Whales
Favorite spot?
The Blow-hole
Equipment used:
Mouths and fingers
Anything else...?
I have a really big penis.