This is a funny story about May (a very experienced girl) jabbering with her naive girlfriend June about what they would like to do with some dude in the Disco...

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ROCK ME LOVER SUCKER
music/lyrics: bigdaddy

INTRO CHORUS:
Ooou...woah.....
Rock me lover sucker...
Ooou...

1 + 2 VERSES:
JUNE (naive):
Hey May ah, do you see that yummy guy...

MAY (experienced):
yeah June I know that stupid sucker...

JUNE (naive):
yeah, with the crunchy little bum...

MAY (experienced):
Ohhh, he's making me get wet...

JUNE (naive):
wet... how's he doing that?

MAY (experienced):
yeah he's a top dog shaggin' every girl in town...

JUNE (naive):
hey May mmmh, what's a top dog?

MAY (experienced):
yeah... A big gun...!

JUNE (naive):
ooou really is it that big...?

MAY (experienced):
yeah... it's a monster...!

1st CHORUS:
Ooouuu... woah...
rock me lover sucker...
fother, mucker...woah...
ooouuu rock me rock me... Rock Me Lover Sucker...

2nd CHORUS:
Ooouuu... woah...
rock me lover sucker...
Ooouuu... I said a rock me.. fother, mucker, lover sucker...

CHORUS Bridge Solo:

3 + 4 VERSES:
JUNE (naive):
hey May, you ever done it with him before...

MAY (experienced):
yeah June, I rode him all the way, around the world...

JUNE (naive):
ooou, ooou, ah, well what'd it feel like...

MAY (experienced):
ooouh... it really made me sweat...

JUNE (naive):
eeeh... ooey gooey slippy sloppy drippy droppy...!

MAY (experienced):
yeah you're gettin' the idea now if ya wanna get laid...

JUNE (naive):
yeah that sounds like fun ooou ah ah ooou...

MAY (experienced):
come on come on let's slip 'n slide...

JUNE (naive):
ooou... I'm going I'm going...

MAY (experienced):
O.k. June, ya feel it... now come...!

1st CHORUS:
Ooouuu... woah...
rock me lover sucker...
fother, mucker...woah...
Rock Me Lover Sucker...
ooouuu rock me rock me...

2nd CHORUS:
Ooouuu... woah...
rock me lover sucker...
Ooouuu... I said a rock me.. fother, mucker, lover sucker...

MIDDLE:
JUNE (naive): ***orgasm***
Oh...Oh...Oh.............

MAY (experienced):
wow... hey June you o.k....

JUNE (naive):
ooou bow wow, gee wiz I never thought it could be like that May...

MAY (experienced):
yeah he's a slick dick June, now let's play with him together...

MAY + JUNE: ***duo orgasm***
oh...oh.................

1st CHORUS:
Ooouuu... woah...
rock me lover sucker...
fother, mucker...woah...
Rock Me Lover Sucker...
ooouuu rock me rock me...

2nd CHORUS:
Ooouuu... woah...
rock me lover sucker...
Ooouuu...
I said a rock me..fother, mucker, lover sucker...
I said a rock me..fother, mucker, lover sucker...