My self-parodying Intro song.Mock-terror narration vocals w/ a backing track recording of "Ride of the Valkyries", & a load of wildly & hellaciously overdubbed Drums,Guitars,Sound FX,etc.!

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Conceived c1995 This is Take 4,mix 2 rcd.Dec 2010,Sonar 8.


“…This is a Romeo Fox Trot, shall we dance…”{I love the smell of Napalm hitting an ADAT in the morning! Smells like…. repair bills…}(?) Built on a core apx. 1 minute sample of Wagner’s greatest hit from a well known movie (Clue:Involves helicopters,Robert Duval & people who don't surf,wink wink!!),& to which was added a drum machine seq., numerous Keyboards, Bass, Guitars, Sound FX samples & pitch shift-processed tracks of Vocals from Hell!! Can you say, “the Horror!…. the Hoo-rror…”{I watched a snail…crawling up the side of my FX rack!!}(???!) On my first take, I bounced an un-believable 30+ tracks around on ADAT, down to a stereo mix on 2 tracks of ADAT! But you can only bludgeon a signal with just so many multiple AD/DA (and vice versa) conversions and back, before things start sounding REALLY harsh! My rapidly speeded up vocals on the fade out were made possible by an insert patch (on each of the vox.tx.as I rec.’d them) of a Boss Digital Delay Pedal FX, where I put it in “Hold” mode, set Delay time to “Long”, then while activating the pedal at the final”..Nothing..” before the fade out begins, manually manipulating the DT knob to its shortest delay time!! Surprisingly enough,I did it like this on this take,even though this is the first computer tracked take I've done & I could have done it all with software & automating! Somehow,I find it a lot easier the old ANALOG way! And remember,…”never get out of the ‘Buss’!! Absolutely g****mn right! Not unless you're going all the way”!! OK, OK! I’ll end the “Apocalypse…” references now, and move on to the next track……!!

STRIKING FEAR AND NAUSEA INTO THE HEARTS & STOMACHS OF MUSIC LOVERS EVERYWHERE,THE MAN WITH THE MULTITRACK MIND VOMITS FORTH IN A MUSHROOM CLOUD UP FROM THE SEWERHOLE TO TERRORIZE THE FROZEN CITY WITH OBNOXIOUSLY OVER-PRODUCED MENTAL MASTURBATION!! HE LIVES FOR OVER-DUBBING & BOUNCING TRACKS INTO INFINITY & BACK WITH ELECTRIFYING SPEEDS, & AT EAR
MELTING, BRAIN DISINIGRATING, EYEBALL GOUGING DECIBALS FRANTICALY RUNNING HERE AND THERE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS PEOPLE CLAMP THEIR HANDS OVER THEIR EARS &
DESPREATLEY TRY TO ESCAPE THE RANGE OF HIS LETHAL SONIC SOUND SEWAGE BUT TO NO AVAIL!! HE IS EVERY WHERE! HE IS EVERYTHING!
NOTHING CAN STOP HIM!NO ONE CAN STOP HIM! NOTHING!NO ONE!NOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHING,etc,etc,etc!