A SoundClick #1! Parody mind-in-the-gutter re-write of Badfinger's "Come & Get It"!

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Conceived c2005 this is Take 3 Mix 5 Rec'd Feb.2011 Sonar 8.5


A Mind-In-The-Gutter butchering of Badfinger's song from the movie "Magic Christian",with just about every euphemism for having a "hard-on" that you can think of! With sincerest apologies to Paul McCartney.......not to mention the ghosts of Pete Ham & Tom Evans!! Once again featuring my laughable tone deaf "singing"!

If you flaunt it
then you are gonna do it
Make me pitch a tent
If you bend it over then ,that'll make it
bust out of my pants

Did I hear you say that
you're not in the mood
Do you walk away from a
horn dog that's horny

CHORUS:
[If you flaunt it then you are
gonna get it
I'm gonna give it to you hard & fast]

If you flaunt it,then you are
gonna do it
Make my schlong go schwing
If you bend it over then
that'll do it
Ring my Ding-a-Ling

Did I hear you say that
you're not in the mood
Can you walk away from
this horn dog who's horny
Honey.....

[Repeat CHORUS]

....You're gonna get it really hard & fast

....horn dog that's horny....
Honey.....

[Repeat CHORUS]

You're gonna get it really hard & fast
I'm gonna give it to you hard & fast.....