An intense rock n roll story of an alien love triangle on Earth

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(verse 1)
YEah yeah yeah! wheeeeeeeew!
I met her in a treehouse drunk on oatmeal
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore
She was drownin' in the quicksand with a nun, yeah babe.
so I knew that she was rotten to the CORE!
AND I KNEW!
DEEP DOWN!
I'd stay with her
forever...

(dramatic chorus 1)
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive with her dentist;
I guess I was
too smashed!
to say!
goodbye!
goodbye!

To say goodbye...

(break)
Well I went home that night...
I went looking for a new girlfriend... and well this is what happened.... yeah!

well the old one showed up
and it was on!
yeah, Baby... it's on!

(Alien Battle Scene + Guitar solo)

so the next girl...

(verse 2)
yeah!
I met her outside Phoenix ridin' shotgun;
Babe I can still recall the neon sign she wore;
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with her cobra,
and I knew they'd hate her guts down in Balteeemore;
BUT I KNEW!
THE RABBI!
she said I'd swear off the booze forever;

Forever...

(dramatic chorus 2)
yeah but who'd have thought she'd run off with a robot;
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
Goodbye!
Goddbye!
I waved
goodbye...

I waved goodbye...

(Guitar solo outro)