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A Comedy Tour Through Hell's Imagination, the rhythms often contradict the genre while often the genre has never been attempted. A fun filled killing spree of metalistic fervor pumping out anything that comes to mind of the musician, and first not seeming metal, but ultimately killer.
Why this name?
When Comedy and Killing face off and collide,
There's only one thing to call it when it disturbs your mind
Do you play live?
Yeah. At a local venue. Yes, because its easy going and free to play. open mic !%@$.
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
It makes me work harder for a decent song and thus a decent album as my calling card to get signed and then money thrown at my bull!#@$ efforts when I fail, or resort to a life of alcoholicalism and still get rotation on the radio anyhow, then making everyone the real money at shows that the industry gets and should shut the !%@$#l up about mp3s and all their nonsensical woes about p2p and the digital age when they made this argument decades ago when the original recording could be duplicated from record to tape, and when they already have millions coming in from the real money maker, the show or gig. I hate corporate mother!@%#$.
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
If they don't force me to kick their ass. translated from metal: If I don't get a pencil neck !@$#&head recoding engineer trying to tell me what my vision is and ruining my shit. a consultant type producer would be preferred over that. like Devin Towsend or Josh Jackson.
Band History:
my history is now because the spirit is now. I've been listened to by dozens and loved by few. other than that, stay tuned.
Your influences?
Hell, weeping angels, dying brides, Gutted faith, Redemptive faith, cannibals, corpses, deities, and their cides, parades of pestilence, bleeding the faerie people, skull---ing the devil, skull ---ing insanity, beating back off to life, beating down weakness and stupidity, killing, blood soaked serenades, ruthless s----y guitar playing, Jesus tantrums, so on and so forth, metal, rock, heavy, blistering, decapitation, infestation, defenestration, immobilization, congregations of approbation, congregations of masturbation, shock, and balls, awe, cities of metal, metal metal metal
Favorite spot?
Hell hath no fury like a Holiday Inn Express
Equipment used:
humanity, some hardware, booze
Anything else...?
your mom on a stake. as a steak. mmmmm tastey.
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