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astrology is bollocks
brown bottle viz
butthole surfers
captain of the titanic
cliff richard concert
happy content
how safe is your house
ian curtis painting
kill cliff richard
magic mushrooms
:: artist infos
» member profile:
ziggy2007
» genre:
Alternative >
Alternative General
» location:
geoffrey smith
» label: pissed and skint records
» for fans of: butthole surfers,jimi hendrix experience,swans,john shuttleworth,fall
Music
casio makes his way home at night after consuming booze and magic mushrooms, he stumbles into a posh garden and begins to hallucinate, the gnomes come to life and theres trouble !!! the residents are awoken and theres a fight which the ogre .........
THE IRON CHANCELLOR RAISES TAX ON BEER, AND BEER INFLATION STALKS THE LAND!!!!!!! THE PEOPLE GET BEHIND THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN SORT OUT THE CHANCELLOR....... GREEN BOTTLE MAN!!!!
A SoundClick #1 song
casio suggests an alternative justice system for dealing with burglars......whips, guillotines, and the hangmans noose...............
A SoundClick Top 100 song
casio pays homeage to his two greatest heroes, chips and beer, and defends the english potato against the foreign invasion of curry and pasta !!!!!!!!!!
A SoundClick #1 song
cliff comes off worst in a clash with casio, who uses the nuclear option!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A SoundClick Top 50 song
CASIO WAXES LYRICAL ABOUT HIS FAVOURITE TYPE OF CLOTHES..........UNDERPANTS
the young casio and the boys go on a night ride to calais, the local frenchies are not too pleased to see them..........................
the ultimate anti rock concert song!!!!!!!!!!!
at the seaside fairground the roundabout is full of whales!!!!!!!
casio comes home pissed (as usual) and finds the ants having a party in his kitchen!!!!!!!!
casio takes a holiday in islam, only to discover the terrible truth.... there are no pubs!!!!!!!
casio comes home from work parched with thirst, the wife says 'close your eyes ive got a surprise, 'ive bought a new settee, only fifteen hundred quid'............... casio explodes!!!!!!!!!
the price of white lightening cider goes up by twenty pence and causes a riot!!!!!!!!!! (this is a psychedelic remix of the original) the police arrive but cannot cope so the army are drafted in and a mass battle ensues, then the air force attack and
casio wakes up in a pile of cans and sick, and skint, so he decides to phone up the alcholics anonymous, on arrival he is shocked to find there is no drink!!!!!!!!
casio's kitchen and toilet are in dire need of cleaning and sanitation but casio cant be bothered, so he sends for his mam................
after a heavy drinking session casio is semi concious lying in the middle of the road, desperately he tries to crawl to the kerb..................
the young casio and his mates are bored one winter night, and discover a side door of swad town hall had been left open....
casio discovers a conspiracy!!!! between the brewries and the government, you buy the booze, the government and the breweries reap the profits while yoou are in debt!!!!!!!
casio goes to the pub, everyone is talking bollocks as usual
casio goes for a cruise on a ship.....called the titanic, history is rewritten as casio takes charge of the wheel because the captain is pissed!!!!!!!!!
casio casts doubt on the validity of astrology.......
casio goes on holiday to dry his liver out..... he goes to the beach and starts to push around the weaklings...............
casio enters the pub at 11am, stilled pissed from the night before, the dregs of humanity steadily fill up the pub, drinkers include the daleks, ian paisley, billy bullsh***, and sooty and sweep.....................
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you know the type, peaked cap, flashy car, he likes dire straits, sting, michael jackson........... he takes his washing to his mother............