CLIIF RICHARD IS GOING DOWN !!!!!!!!! SEE INTERVIEW FOR DETAILS.......casio was my first car boot keypoard (£2.50)

i play live every day! its called the internet, just click on the buttons and i will perform whatever song your majesty require!!! no booking tickets, no bouncers, no twats (unless youve invited them in ) just drink some alcohol turn down the lights turn up the speakers!!!!!!..... actually i have done about half a dozen gigs this year, i might do twenty plus if they pay a decent amount!!!!!!!!!!!!!

most people connected with the music industry are cunts, altough most people connected with any industry are cunts....... now the cunts are sat in front of a computer screen ................. crap music sounds crap whether on a cd, mp3 or live......... cliff richard would sound crap on jupiter .......(actually he would sound better because off all the distortion and cosmic rays (although the 800 celcius and 560 gravitons would play havoc with his tan and plastic surgery.... still he could always pray to jehovah

YES IFF IT TOOK THE CONTRACT OFF CLIFF RICHARD..........biggest laugh of all time...............

started june 1996 between december 96 and dec 97 produced 3 albums, since then two ep's dregs 2005 and chips and beer 2007 and one single currently recording for new ep/lp

butthole surfers, experience, john shuttleworth, early swans, captain beefheart, the residents,joy division, , ,reger,budget latest beer 7£ a pint!!, the sylvians,oliver reed's drinking mates,butthole surfers live dates,brown bottle viz,brown bottle viz,how safe is your house, ian curtis paintings

bed

car boot keyboards as this is all i can afford unless i become teettotal, i also use a toy megaphone, imitation heavy guitar, sound effects

Cliff richard exoects this year to be his best ever, 50 years in the biz climaxing with big concerts in november and december, I INTEND TO RUIN IT!!!!!!!!!! when the time is right i will release 'LETS DROP AN ATOM BOMB ON A CLIFF RICHARD CONCERT, i will promote it through the national press and tv adverts!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cliff will be humiliated and very upset, his concerts will ba A LAUGHING STOCK!!!!!!!!!!! In addition LETS DROP AN ATOM BOMB ON A CLIFF RICHARD CONCERT will knock his re release of mistletoe and wine off the xmas number one spot.. cliff will never recover!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU can be apart of the action!!!!!!!!!!!! spread LETS DROP AN ATOM BOMB ON A CLIFF RICHARD CONCERT by e mail to all your freinds and blog it eveywhere keep playing it and downloading it (soundclick, myspace, indie charts) so that even more people will be aware, in addition to being a great laugh it will be one of the greatest music chart action duels ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! casio versus cliff!!!!!!!!!!! help casio to topple the king of boredom.
i hate....oasis, dire straits,mediocrity, cliff richard,doctor hook,x factor,z factor,bon jovi, michael jackson, arctic monkeys, religous fundamentalists,chavs, thugs, living dead people,bad manners,unbearable bores.......