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NEWS   2.1.05: Avantegarden don't take no shine to ill-considered words suggestin' anythin' other than a new era of anonymous infamy as the consequence of Avantealbum #V!

1.13.05: Borderline tragedies in the world of make-believe have led to the first of the inevitable delays to the new Avantegarden. All material appears to be within recovery and Spring should still be the time for #V!!!!

12.28.04: The initial recordings for the quint-essential Avantealbum have concluded.....
the Thing of Grotesque Beauty itself could be foisted upon the world of man and beast as early as Spring 2005.

Keep groking the future obscura:
avantegarden@hotmail.com
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What the brief visceral monotonies of punkrock songs did to popular music, the briefer vestigial omni-tonies of Avantegarden shall do one better.
So mote it be!
Why this name?
Avantegarden is not some arbitrary contrivance to be chosen or not chosen!
It's not just a name, it's not just a game -- it's a way of life.
Do you play live?
Breathe deeply and clear your mind of extraneous thought -- that means ALL thought -- now tune in, man, with your fertile undermind..... and be undermined by Avantelepathy. Broadcasting live throughoutward collective consciousness, ceaselessly.
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
How, do YOU think, does the development of solar energy change the petroleum industry?
Band History:
'Avantegarden means utterly radical music and a progressive way of life. It all goes back to the year 0, the same as that of the birth of Jesus..... The next two millennia remain an unequivocal mystery.'

Avantegarden's incidental emergence at the dawning of this third West-reckoned millenium has been quasi-scientifically linked to the far-reaching and heretofore unguessed-at consequences of homo sapiens stumbling onto the potentate devastation of nuclear detonation. Whether or not this is true is irrelevant..... whither or whence matters only betwixting.
Fortune for a quarter -- I love quarters!
Your influences?
Music is dead..... no no, not the Grateful Dead -- nor the Tibetan Book thereof. What this all might mean is open to debate, but closed to further inquiry.....

Gospels: The Simpsons, mr. show with bob and david, Monty Python, and such so forth..... copious quantities of organic hallucinogens and otherwise circumspect behaviours eLuminate entertainingly idiosyncratic cognitive filters.
Favorite spot?
The Federated States of Micronesia!
Equipment used:
Know that all of our brains are as cells in the body of the omnimind! Lay down thy gadgetry, heathens of the encroaching digitized dark age..... turn on, tune in, and drop out?
Anything else...?
Oblique Discography:

I OUR FINEST COLLECTION [December`02]
II OBSERVANCE OF HERMITS [May`03]
III MATCH MAIDEN PURGATORY [August`03]
IV 0NE FELL SWOOP [July`04]
V.......* [2005!]
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