Akre One AKA The Albino RhinoBorn and bred in Portland 26 years strong Enjoys alcohol poisoning, naked woman, barbecue and evagreenz. Lurking in a cave near you, victimizing the beat and uprooting trees, it's a bird, it's a plane, rainin' down bringin' pain..... ITS THE MUTHAf***IN CAVEMANZ

HAVEK AKA THE JERK TORN OUT THE COTCH ON A DREARY PORTLAND DAY IN 1978 ENJOYS PISTOL WIPPIN STOOL PIDGIONS, CLUBBIN WITH A TREE TRUNK, AND DRAGGIN BROADS BACK TO THE CAVE FOR A FILTHY POUNDING. MUSICAL INFLUENCES INCLUDE THE f***IN CAVEMANS bi***! ANYTHING LESS WOULD BE CIVILIZED. P.S. TELL YA MOM TO PAGE ME. UG!