Ever gotten stuff for Christmas that you don't want? Well, maybe someone else would like it.

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I had to get this one out before Christmas.

Oh yes, I’m the great re-gifter
Re-gifting is where I excel
When I get crap, I re-box, re-wrap
A nice bow, and no one can tell

Oh yes, I’m a great re-gifter
A gift that I give seems brand new
Old socks - argyle - given with a smile
And all that I’ll hear is, “Thank you!”

The odd candle holders I got last year
I give to my boss and I act quite sincere

Oh yes, I’m a great re-gifter
Bestowing old junk on my friends
Some ugly jeans and kitchen machines
And no one can tell in the end
Its money I don’t have to spend

Those sweaters I got from my grand-mama
They’re no good to me, I live in Florida

Yes, I’m a great re-gifter
Of who gave me what, I keep track
The list I keep, of who’s rich, who’s cheap
Ensures that I don’t give it back
If I do, then friends I will lack.