A parody of Electric Avenue about Frodo's jewelry problems.

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In Rivendell dey are gath’ring
A buncha Elves, Dwarves, Hobbits, and Men
Wonder what to do wit’ One Ring
Silently pondering “who?” and den (Dey start to arguing who and den)
Frodo

Said I take ring down to da Epic Mount o’ Doom
But I don’ know da way dere
Oh I’ll take da ring down to da Epic Mount o’ Doom
But I don’ know da way dere

Skip ahead so not to bore ya
Dey-find-beast-o’ Shadow and Flame
Awakened in depths o’ Moria
Da Balrog, Durin’s Bane
Gandalf

He say “Not pass can you!” da Bridge at Khazad-Dûm
Den “fly you fools!” he cry-ed
No! He said “Not pass can you!” da Bridge at Khazad-Dûm
Den “fly you fools!” he cry-ed

Frodo!
He go!
He know!
Such woe!
Frodo!
He take da ring down to da Epic Mount o’ Doom
And tro’ it in da fire
Oh! He take da ring down to da Epic Mount o’ Doom
And tro’ it in da fire

Dey finally make it to Mordor
Climb up da rocky incline
“Oh Master, please” Sam did implore
But he turn to Sam “Ring is mine!”
Oh No!
I’ll not tro’ it into da Epic Mount o’ Doom
Da Precious I desire
Frodo will not tro’ it into da Epic Mount o’ Doom
Da Precious he desire

And den deceit
From slappin’ feet
Bite off da finger
Of da Ringbearer’s hand

Oh! Den Gollum fell into da Epic Mount o’ Doom
Heeeee burned up in da fire
Hey! Den Gollum fell into da Epic Mount o’ Doom
Oh Yeah! (Den burned up in da fire)
Lava on the left side (Da One Ring fell into da Epic Mount o’ Doom)
Lava on da right (And melted in da fire)
Lava up in da skies oh Samwise (Da One Ring fell into da Epic Mount o’ Doom)