Someone jacked my name "swif" and i was just watching Dragon Ball Z so Majin Swif jumed into my mind

Have been know to do live shows at the local flea market, but more so i proform live in your daughters bedroom, sometimes your moms and have been know at appear in some peoples aunts bedrooms also

Its takin music in the wrong direct in a way now every kid with a computer and a mic thinks they are will smith

who the hell wouldnt

I started rhymin about 5 years ago didnt really take it that serious then i found out how good i was and took it serious then went on to find out i wasnt all that great now i constinstly try to improve no matter how nice everyone says i am

will smith he is the greatest next to mc hammer of course

Below the belly button above the knees and between the tights hope the directions werent too hard to follow

gotta love the internet the only place where the local bum can be a sex god