My entry for Event 2 of Ages In AmIRight. NOT based on a true story. If it were I wouldn't be here. That'd be confusing.

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Event 2 called for a song from the late 90's about Nature and the Great Outdoors. After cruising Wikipedia for a bit, I hit upon this song. The title revealed itself to me during one of my many visits to the toilet. Hey, you get time to yourself in there!

Man, this camp trip
Has gone badly
Lost my, tent pegs
In the, marsh-es

Hiked for, three days
Been lost, an Ice Age
Hungry, thirsty
Busting for a pee

Shouldn't have thrown, my mobile phone
At that wild fox, should've stayed home
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na

(Instrumental break as I come back from a failed hunting trip)

At night, I sleep
In a wrecked Jeep
I found it smashed next to a cave
It may end up a metal grave

Need to be found, heard a loud sound
May be a bear, maybe I'm wound*
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na

(Instrumental break as I run screaming for my life...again)

Lake has no trout, I forgot 'bout
What I had learned, in the Boy Scouts
At night a breeze, whisps through the trees
Lost my PJ's, so my nuts freeze

Why do I try, planes just fly by
They ignore me, it makes me cry
I've nearly flipped, my mind has slipped
It's nearly gone
Shouldn't have gone
On this camp trip