Beet Diggers
NEWS   I'm in ur base. Killing ur doodz.
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play lo-fi play hi-fi  Outerspace Knife Fight (in progress)
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Can of Boots
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Do the Sleepwalk!
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Beet Greens
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Ice Fishing with Dynamite
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Funkle Fernando
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Primo Fraggle Rocks
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Remember the Slip'n'Slide? Damn that was fun!
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Wooden Pants with Rusty Hinges
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Wooden Legs (to match the pants)




UPDATE: How do you like that proscrastination? You like it, don't you? Yeah I know you do. I know you do because I tell you to. Summer, bi***.



Attention legions of fans: Obsolete material will be vaporized, by some badass vapor. It will be replaced with newer money this Spring. A mere taste has been posted.

Beet Diggers does not mean, "we look for musical beats, and then layer other found music over them," no! 'Beet' is not a playful mis-spelling of 'Beat.' We actually dig beets, with shovels, out of the dirt. What we do with them afterwards is none of your business.
Why this name?
you are good question
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
Ask me that one more time. Ask me that question one more god damn time, god damn it. I dare you. My diamond-encrused switchblade dares you. Uh huh. That's what I thought. Shut up.
Band History:
Plucked out the eyes of one Dust Brother, put them in a blender, drank them.
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