Cuttlefish
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"Perhaps the worlds most famous idiot savant, Shaun was born to a Polish Soup chef and Irish-Chinese window cleaner in 1912. Despite humble beginnings it soon became clear that though not being able to tie his own shoe laces, Shaun was adept in all matters mathematical.
Early wax cylinder recordings have shown that he would snore in binary. Among the revelations only recently decoded have been plans for a cold-pulse laser, detailed whereabouts of the Ark of the Covenant, a passable attempt at completing Mozart's unfinished symphony and a cracking recipe for Mulligatawny.
During the war years he became involved in the MOD operations at Bletchly Park and was partly responsible for cracking the Enigma code. Most biographies tend to gloss over the following disgrace when they discovered that he had in actual fact drawn up the plans for the machine in the first place while on holiday in Munich in 1937.
Of more interest is the numerical code scrawled by Shaun shortly before his death. Of all the numerologists to study it only seven remain sane and only two of them are not blind.
Enchepholographs of Shaun's brainwaves usually depict great metropolitan skylines and can reach upwards of $120,000 in auction.
His collaborations with Sister Savage are on her page and The Culprits' page"
- Miss Perdita, Official Biographer to Shaun
Early wax cylinder recordings have shown that he would snore in binary. Among the revelations only recently decoded have been plans for a cold-pulse laser, detailed whereabouts of the Ark of the Covenant, a passable attempt at completing Mozart's unfinished symphony and a cracking recipe for Mulligatawny.
During the war years he became involved in the MOD operations at Bletchly Park and was partly responsible for cracking the Enigma code. Most biographies tend to gloss over the following disgrace when they discovered that he had in actual fact drawn up the plans for the machine in the first place while on holiday in Munich in 1937.
Of more interest is the numerical code scrawled by Shaun shortly before his death. Of all the numerologists to study it only seven remain sane and only two of them are not blind.
Enchepholographs of Shaun's brainwaves usually depict great metropolitan skylines and can reach upwards of $120,000 in auction.
His collaborations with Sister Savage are on her page and The Culprits' page"
- Miss Perdita, Official Biographer to Shaun