A killer sandwich tries to eat of me.... Uh-Oh!!!

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Got this idea from my friend Matt while we were making fun of the food names at Denny's, because they came up with something called "Taking Back Sunday Bacon Burger and Fries" and "Plain White T's Shake"... Seriously? Is that the best they can come up with? Anyways we were coming up with our own ideas such as "Jelly and Pearl Jam", and "Meat Loaf" when Matt came up with "Enter Sandwich".

Geeze! I’m scared of this bun
Tried to toast this one
And now me he will hunt

This Cuban’s like Stalin
Watch out! Throws toothpicks
Man, This sandwich is nuts!!!

Makes me cry with onions
Chopping them up with knives!

Time to fight!
Take a bite
Nasty ham
Not that Oscar Mayer brand

You hate crust that’s just fine
I prefer my fried
And not out of it’s mind!

Stabbed with sporks, torched with fire
Sandwich won’t expire!
So I’m running in fright!!!

Once I hated Reubens
Now the corned beef I’ll like!

Your bread kind…
Wheat or White?
Worse than Spam
And that Oscar Mayer brand!

Hell No!!!

Tomatoes hurled by the heap
(Tomatoes hurled by the heap)

A splattered load of bacon grease
(A splattered load of bacon grease)

I should have ordered T-Bone steak
(I should have ordered T-Bone steak)

This sub’s more vicious than a snake
(This sub’s more vicious than a snake!)

Toss out the hoagie, destroy the club
Grab dinner down at “Thee Olde Pub”
Attacking me with loaves of bread
That’s my whole wardrobe is shred

Mayo squirts
Make me hurt
Ain’t too bland
Darn lunchmeat
Can’t be beat
Lost my hand
Worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand!!!

Aaaargghhh!!!!

Watch out!

Oh No!

It’s worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand
(Drives me mad!)

It’s worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand
(Grilled my dad!)

It’s worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand

It’s worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand
It’s worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand…