This song is about a bad relationship, because even though the man loves the woman he's with he can't be with her because she is what he is allergic to, and because he loves her he tries many different things to stay with her but nothing works out.

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This song is one the 1st Game of the Karaoke Revolution series and even though I don't own the first game I have played it, and wanted to parody the entire series, also I was always a fan of this song even though it might be a little bit emo.

Jen (Oh my god) You’re a babe
And I’m a loser, a shmo
It’s berserk
I’m allergic to you

You see I’m losing my hair
When you go make-out with me
You must think I’m a Dufus!

I think you’re really sexy, but my skin’s turning gray

I’m hating to admit that
I’m allergic to you!
Cause I’m sneezing, and I’m wheezing
I’m allergic to you!

It’s not Rover
Because that dog is dead
And when we flirt
My eyes get puffy and red

No Faker!
Gut Quaker!
Headacher!

On a blind date with you
And I felt that I might spew
I’m no jerk
But allergic to you
Although I wear bowling shoes
You’re still trying to get me to bed you
While I’m gassy and nervous

I’m feeling really crappy
Yeah, I’m not feeling good
I can’t hug you
With this bad bellyache

I’m trying to acquit but
I’m allergic to you!
Cause I’m weaving, and I’m heaving
I’m allergic to you!

Full of boogers
All those tissues I shred
With a fever
Of one hundred and ten

Nose Dripper!
Harsh Cougher!

How long have we been dating?
As long as I’ve had hives
I don’t think that we’ll be mating
Cause I won’t survive

This illness is legit, babe
I’m allergic to you!
Cause I’m croaking, and I’m chocking
I’m allergic to you!

We really oughta quit cause
I’m allergic to you
Nose is stuffy, eyes are puffy
I’m allergic to you!

Always shiver
I break out in cold sweats
See a doctor
So we can go and have sex
High Fever!

Throat’s Sorer!
I’m allergic to you!
Headacher!
I’m allergic to you!
Loud Sneezer!
I’m allergic to you!
Tongue’s Dryer!
I’m allergic to you!
I’m Sicker!