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Repossessed (Barry White Parody)
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I never had to go through getting repossessed (Except for when I'm playing The Sims, and in The Sims they don't take your platform shoes)
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Matthias (Featuring Below Average Dave)
March 14th, 2008
Matt Outta Hell
Tue Jul 15, 2008
Comedy : General Comedy
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» highest in charts:   # 29   (20,422 songs currently listed in Comedy)
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About the song
This song was originally made for the Barry White Round, and since it placed 4th (Which is..... okay....) I had to record it.
I heard my mom say
“Don’t go take something you cannot pay for, baby”
(Oh no)
But with loans and credit
There’s many things that I bought
That I can’t buy or won’t buy
But I had to buy it for some fun
I bought too much with it
I just bought too much
Oh no, Bank

(I think)

I’m repossessed
Took a whole bunch of my stuff, Dang!
Pearls in yoyos, and pogo sticks!
They took a while bunch of my stuff, Dang!
The things that I got used to
Like TP that’s 4-ply
It’s like the more I spent the more they want
They took my business ties
(Oh no! Bank!)

Oy Vey!
I couldn’t pay
Back off all my dues
This can’t be real! (There goes my platform shoes!)
And now they’ve got me pissed
They say I’m full of greed
It’s the fine print that I just didn’t read

(Crap! Oh no!)
I am so full of fear
It’s not just spare change
Stuff’s removed
I read their claim
And now I am feelin’ screwed!

Took a whole bunch of my stuff, Crap!
Like Hohos, and Snow Globes, and Oboes! Yikes!
They took a whole bunch of my stuff, Crap!
No dough now

Dude, If I could make some green
And pay these suckers back
Yeah, a bit of green is all I need
But my work makes me jack
McJobs suck!

And now they regain
All the things I wear
They want my toothbrush
And Rogaine for my hair
Still, They’ll keep robbing me
Until I’m robbed blind
Not metaphorically
They took my contact eye

I’m giving you a warning
These banks won’t cheer
If you take out a loan
And you’re approved
Then if you’re late
When you’re paying off your dues

They’ll take a whole bunch of your stuff, babe
Screw you, Bank!

“Warning: It may take half of your cash
To buy it
But you can believe it’s going to take the rest of your cash
To keep it”

Oh no, Bank!

I’m Repossessed!
They took a bunch of my stuff, Dang!
Yeah, my Volvo, my Fro Glow, and Dodo birds
Took a whole bunch of my stuff, Dang!

Yup, Repossessed!
Took way too much of my stuff, Damn!
Oh Damn!
My Dojo, my Tow Rope and Frodo ring
Took a whole bunch of my stuff, Damn!

You took a whole bunch of my stuff bank!