A song told from the accused in the Salem Witch Trials

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Me and Dave were supposed to do an entire "Recording Day" things came up, namely a new Karaoke Revolution game, so we scratched that, and played that instead.

I’m in court…

“Witch!” the town retorts…

This cannot be real…

Sure I danced
In nude at night
That is not surreal

(Gavel hammering twice)

Do you really want to burn me?
Do you really want to make me fry?

Evil sprits
Don’t concern me

Wizard spells aren’t in supply

Lizard hearts
Aren’t in my cauldron

Not like Potter
Have no scar

Still you people seem to tell me
I worship
A true dark lord

Do you really want to drown me?
Do you really want to make me die?
Do you really want to cook me?
Do you really want to make me dry?

Magic’s through
Wand is broken
I won’t defecate your steers

I’m not Catholic
I am Wiccan
Guess I’m screwed, if I live here

I am hanging
Out with Satan?

That’s not true
Him, I don’t know

Does one chant lead to high treason?
Since you’re scared
I get the rope?

If it’s God you want in me
Then he’s here to stay
So uptight, sand in panties?
Game over!
Oh man!

Guess you really want to burn me
Guess you really want to make me fry
Yes, You really want to kill me
Yes, You really want to make me die

(The execution)

“Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die…”

Now you’re really going to cook me
Now you’re really going to make me dry
Now you’re really going to burn me
Now you’re really going to make me fry

Dude, You really want to burn me?
Dude, You really want to make me fry?