Tommy (from the original song) and the story of how he was 'down on his luck' as a little kid.

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I needed to come up with something that was both Emo/Punk/Metal and Toys/Games... Thus the creation of this. This came in 3rd place for Decathlon: Mark 2, Event 4: Toys and Games. Thanks to Jeff Reuben for the request.

(You should be careful
Of what you wish for)

Tommy moved away from his buds
Such a depressed tyke
A stuffed bear named Judd’s
His friend, One friend

Santa heard this small child say
“I wish Judd were alive so we could go and play
Dear God, Dear God”

He went and granted Tom’s wish, but Judd’s not nice
He’s getting into trouble, and the curtains are sliced
In the clam chowder adds his own “spice”
Oh God!
He’s the Anti-Christ!!!

Whoa!
Now Tom is scared!
Whoa!
Living Teddy Bear!
Barbie’s head
Nailed to a chair!
Whoa!
Living Teddy Bear!

Tommy needs a shotgun and glock
On his Etch-A-Sketch a Pentagram
Is chalked
(No bluff, Mischeif)

Sacrificing Tommy’s Gameboy
A hex he recites
To the devil
Tommy is annoyed
(Damn toy!)

Judd turned the Toy Box into a shrine
He raised a toast to Satan and he drank all dad’s wine
On Beanie Baby skulls he dines
Oh No!
Show this on Dateline!!!

Whoa!
A kid's nightmare
Whoa!
Living Teddy Bear!
Chucky’s bland
Nothing in compare
Whoa!
Living Teddy Bear!

Satan’s Teddy Bear!!!

Although he looks like Winnie The Pooh
If you sleep at night you’ll be used in Voodoo

Whoa!
Satanic glare
Whoa!
Hear him cuss and swear
Pray for help
From that Buzz Lightyear
Whoa!
Living Teddy Bear!

Whoa!
He’s Hitler’s heir
Whoa!
Toys beyond repair!
Make a wish
But please beware
Of...
The Living Teddy Bear!

(Fade out into blackness)